Hi! My name is Bill, and I'm a dwarf police chief, U.S. region. Tonight, we have been trying to screen all the Christmas presents made by the elves up at the North Pole. They are sent over to us on a rainbow, and we sit on the receiving end, passing the presents over with a long metal rod called a G-rod. It detects harmful substances.
So, I was running my rod over a package wrapped in green when suddenly the rod beeped and flashed red. That meant something dangerous was in the package. Carefully, I opened it, and found a small plant inside.
Cautiously, I touched the plant. I was jerked off my feet as what looked like an innocent tree stump sprouted thorny vines and tried to strangle me. I prodded the plant a few times with my G-rod, and suddenly, the plant's stump opened up, revealing a mouth full of green muck. The tentacles were bringing me closer and closer to the mouth... any second now I would be swallowed... what was happening? The plant had stopped dead in it's tracks. The tentacles flew back into the trunk, the mouth closed, and it looked like a normal stump again. I tossed it into the garbage can.
After that, I found a group of packages that had been "eaten", and then I saw them - a large group of green monsters. They ate packages, ate more, and soon the whole rainbow was filled with them. They started sliding down the rainbow towards me. I was frozen in fear - I had no idea what to do. I pulled a gun out of my holster, preparing to aim, but when I shot, nothing happened. I had to cover myself with a bubble shield and run to the elves for help. When he got to the elves, he found they were also in distress.
With a bit of magic, I fixed their house and then informed them of the disastrous situation. They all grabbed toy guns off the racks and sped off, leaving a group behind to make replacement presents. When we neared the end of the rainbow, we saw them and attacked. The giants took a long while to obliterate, but finally the last one fell.
We held a party after that - after all, we had just saved Christmas!
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